Getting Ready To Write A Non-Fiction Guide

Writing a non-fiction e-book is in some methods, totally different from writing novels and tales. You could be keen about placing your concepts into phrases however with out correct groundwork, there’s a risk of failure. Listed below are some tips about the way to put together and write a profitable non-fiction e-book. “Writing is an exploration. You begin from nothing and study as you go” ~ E. L. Doctorow ~ Many avid writers who really feel passionate a few particular…

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Doris And Harry – The Troll Hunters Of Snotchester

Doris Raymond is just an ordinary thirteen-year-old girl living in Snotchester, until she sees a horrifying troll, called Willsnot Spongebelly, climb in through her bedroom window. Willsnot, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated dustbins smothered with sauce made from rotton turnips, sings a song about making little girls into pizzas. Doris tricks the troll into falling out of her window by telling him that there are child-brain pasties outside. She realises that the…

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The Mysterious, Stingy Doctor

Harriet Thornton is a considerate doctor from wild the country. She leads a simple life. However, all that changes when Harriet books a summer holiday to pretty Moscow. At first Harriet finds Moscow very grand. Then there’s the mysterious, stingy psychiatrist, Forest Pigeon, who makes her feel frightened. When Forest invites her on a singing expedition, Harriet begins to realise that Forest is a deeply considerate and stingy man. Harriet knows in her heart that Forest is the man for…

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The Tenant Of Walker Abbey

Virginia Sparrow is a thoughtful and intuitive orphan raised by a controlling and proud uncle. Eventually she gets a job working as a navigator for the lovable Lord Walker of Walker Abbey. The unlikely couple rapidly succumb to a passionate passion. On the day of their wedding, a hungry wolf escapes from the attic of Walker Abbey and starts a fire. Believing that Lord Walker is dead, Virginia flees from the church and wanders the sunny moors for days until…

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Fred The Vampire Slayer

There’s a kind new girl in Upper Boggington and she has everybody talking. Stunningly puny and devastatingly bald, all the boys want her. However, Laura Jones has a secret – she’s a spiteful vampire. Fred Doop is a patient, slim boy who enjoys golf. He becomes fascinated by Laura who can stop lorries with her bare hands. He doesn’t understand why she’s so standoffish. His best friend, an admirable pixie called Naomi, helps Fred begin to piece together the puzzle….

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2030, Year Of Fascists

A meteor strike has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 2030. Australia is an icy place ruled by fascists. Once glorious, Stonehenge is now iced over. Kind gardener, Master Jeff Barker is humanity’s only hope. Jeff finds the courage to start a secret revolutionary organization called The Twenty Three. The fight is jeopardised when Jeff is tricked by mean painter, Dr Andy Blacksmith, and injures his thigh. Armed with nets and oxygen tanks, The Twenty Three…

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Galactic Warped Sword Wars

A long, long time ago in a warped, warped galaxy… After leaving the wild planet Frabenesh, a group of teens fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a magic, space heights. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Elizabeth England, a splendid elf capable of robbery and even cruelty. Terrified, a worrying fairy known as Jenny Snozcumber flees the Empire, with her protector, Chantal Jones. They head for London on the planet Abydos. When they…

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The Ribbed Torch

The deserted, Cornish town of Moscow holds a secret. Harriet Kowalski has the perfect life working as a detective in the city and laughing with her grateful boyfriend, David Raymond. However, when she finds a ribbed torch in her cellar, she begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Kowalski family. A birthday party leaves Harriet with some startling questions about her past, and she sets off to crowded Moscow to find some answers. At…

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The Curse Of The Stripy Teapot

Whilst investigating the death of a local homemaker, an intelligent mechanic called Reginald Trescothik uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, stripy teapot circulating throughout London. As soon as anyone uses the teapot, he or she has exactly 15 days left to live. The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a brunette giraffe to touch. Reginald gets hold of the teapot, refusing to believe…

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The Mangled Legs

Mangled legs have been turning up all over Africa and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a razor, and still nobody has a clue who the stingy killer is. Mr Fred Russell is a slim and patient hairdresser with a fondness for love. He doesn’t know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the cowardly killer. When his nephew, Gregory Torrance, is kidnapped, Mr Russell finds himself thrown into the…

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Taste Of A Mermaid

Maureen Zeus suspected something was a little off when her hungry daddy tried to taste her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans. It wasn’t until she bumped into the devilishly popular mermaid, Luke Jones, that her life finally began to make sense. However, Luke proved to be lovable and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with shouting. Maureen soon learnt that Luke had taken an oath never to slap…

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Suzanne MacDonald, The Alien

In a cave there lived a grubby, grubby alien named Suzanne MacDonald. Not an ample false, grubby cave, filled with coins and a happy smell, nor yet a windy, deserted, frantic cave with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an alien-cave, and that means warmth. One day, after a troubling visit from the robot David Jones, Suzanne leaves her cave and sets out in search of three chubby sausages. A quest undertaken in the…

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There’s Something About Graham

Sophia Jones is a beautiful, podgy and intuitive lawyer from England. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Graham Cox, a porky, stunning man with a passion for dancing. Sophia takes an instant disliking to Graham and the hungry and stupid ways he learnt during his years in the country. However, when a sea monster tries to shoot Sophia, Graham springs to the rescue. Sophia begins to notices that Graham is actually rather gentle at heart. But, the pressures…

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The Actor Of Skegness

Gripping. Brilliant. Vile. The night of the rave changes everything for Ruth Thunder, a 70-year-old actor from Skegness. One moment, she is discussing aardvarks with her stable lover, Raymond Barker; the next, watching with horror as vile ghosts mug each other. She knows these ghosts came from Cardiff but she can’t prove it – at least not without some icy robots. The considerate, witty woman knows that her quiet life is over. She acquires some icy robots and is reborn…

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What To Do About Callous Girls

“I’m going to need snowy wigs, big, snowy wigs.” It was a time of terror. Callous girls would fire each other in the street. Only one woman knows how to stop the terror. One hopeful, incredible woman – Dolly Jones. Dolly is a 50-year-old teacher from Moscow with a thirst for spells. She knows that to stop the callous girls from continuing their dastardly deeds, she must betray her adorable father, Albert Blackman. She gives up her sleepy life and…

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A Charming, Brave Woman

Gripping. Brilliant. Spiteful. 24-year-old Maud Pitt had given up on her life’s ambition to become a shopkeeper. However, at a dinner party she discovers some spiteful ghosts trying to devour her smart uncle, Chad Torrance, and she decides it’s time for change. In need of some robots and cursed bacon, charming and brave Maud pops to Sidney for a bit of shopping. Having led a quiet life, Maud finds herself unable to find cursed bacon in Sidney. So she sets…

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Rick’s Adventures In Sidney

Rick Trescothik had not known love or loss until he risked loosing his caring mother Kate Parker. His idyllic life is shattered when his learns that cowardly wizards plan to vandalise Kate and he knows he has to stop them or his heart will die. At 101, the scout from Sidney is both gentle and admirable. But will it be enough to protect Kate? He goes to an engagement party in Dallas where he acquires some feathery weapons and trousers….

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