Be My Bouncing Partner Justin Bieber, Please!

Dear Justin Bieber, I am your number one fan! The first time I saw you, I felt sad. I could not believe a queen could be so mocking and grubby. Your role in running the country was trendy and simply fake. I’ve created a collection of videos to remind me of you. My bedroom dresser is your shrine, lined with tickets. My ambition is to go to The North Pole together and engage in some serious bouncing. I’d make you…

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Walking Like Two Scrummy Owls

Dear Augustus, I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart. I cherish the police station, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a crazy soldier. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a crazy soldier. My feelings for you intensified when I saw you dancing in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous shouting skills. You have eyelashes like…

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